As we drove into town, a man without a helmat on the motorcycle ahead playfully zigzagged his lane like a race car warming its tires, slowly approaching the red light. Then he stretched both hands in the air.
“Look at that guy!” I pointed out.
“What is he doing?” my wife laughed.
Still rolling, the rider stretched back on his bike and laid down. We were speechless.
The light changed green. He sped up and continued down the road.
A minute later we crested the next hill and saw a motorcycle on its side at the end of 30-foot skid marks. The rider paced the median, holding his head. Another man ran across the street, fisting a first aid kit from his truck. We pulled over and called 911. Traffic stopped.
How did he crash? we wondered. And then thought back sixty seconds, “This is the guy!!” Was he drunk? Was he goofing around? Whatever’s to blame, he lost control.
I fear losing control. Therapy helped me confront this fear that sometimes clams me up, keeps others at a distance, cages me from what-could-possibly-happen up ahead in life. My controlling triggers come from relational pain, of abuse, of being abandoned. I want to prevent that again, so I put up police tape with that says, “Caution, Do Not Cross,” hoping life will heed my warnings.
Our motorcyclist traded risk for control. But control is not always an option within our powers to keep.
At the hospital last week, I needed blood tests. I warned the nurses of my vagal-response tendencies. And as is customary, nurses josh with me. “You’ll be fine,” and “This will be so quick” and then they tell me a extreme story of a patient last week and how I won’t be like that. They fail to consider I could possibly be worse.
Then they drew the blood, and I think they drew my soul. I traced with my mind all the techniques I knew that trigger these responses, but I lacked skills against this formidable opponent. “I’m starting to lose it,” I said.
In the chair, I slumped as the nurse continued. “Almost done,” she said. Thirty seconds passed and she was still working on the four vials. “Hang on a little longer,” she coached. I needed to lay down, but she was till drawing. “Okay, done!”
A head nurse came in. I wanted to move to the bed three feet away but the head nurse refused, fearing they couldn’t carry me. I thought life was nearly over. I had never been forced to take a vagal attack upright. I felt gunshot at night in wartime. Voices hover, giving orders. The enemy is nigh, no time to lay down and recover.
I’ve never passed out to these responses, even when they carted me to the emergency room last November for a similar situation. I wanted to pass out. I wanted to be in control enough to pass out, to fade away from the suffering, the empty head, the bloodless face. I wanted to advocate for myself and lunge at the bed. But fully conscious, I had no power.
I think most people feel this way at times, some more than others— victims of circumstance. If not a tsunami, it’s a lost job, debt, chronic illness, terminal diseases of loved ones, hunger. When out of control, when the fates seem bent against us, we’re tempted to lift our fists toward heaven. That’s when we lift our fits, isn’t it, when our powers have ended?
Peter felt the pang of losing control when Jesus predicted his death in John 21, “When you were young, you dressed yourself and went wherever you wanted, but when you are old, others will will dress you and take you where you do not want to go.” Nobody likes those predictions of lost control. Which is probably why Peter responded, “But what about that guy?” pointing at John.
And Jesus’ reply to Peter touches us all where the visible road appears to dead end, when we are struck will helplessness, when all grows dark, when our fist is tempted to shake at the sky, a hand is available with the promise that all is not lost, even in death itself.
Jesus said to Peter, “If that guy were to go on living and living and having a cheery life until the very day of my return at the end of days, what is that to you? Follow me.”
This is between you and me, kid. It’s going to be okay for you in the end because we’re in this together. Put one foot in front of the other, next to mine.
I hope wisdom tells that motorcyclist to wear a helmet next time and keep his hands on the bars. And I hope wisdom tells me to give my blood lying down. And the next time I feel in danger, in the dark, out of control, may I remember Jesus’ words. All can’t be so bad when the King of all things is leading the way.
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Dale,
Love your writing =). As a motorcycle rider myself I want to say to anyone reading this–please wear a helmet, riding gear, and ride responsibly. Not doing so is just foolish and endangers you and others. =). For me, my full face helmet was the difference between a mild concussion and a caved in skull in early 2009.
Dale–what would happen if when you next had blood draw, you decided to judge the experience of helplessness as perfect, and to celebrate it?
Also–why did you have to have blood drawn?
Benjamin, I’m glad you’re okay after your crash!
Not sure I understand how suffering is to be celebrated… in this piece I celebrate that Jesus was with me in the encounter. Celebrating this kind of helplessness means to ignore that something is wrong. I mean, why wear motorcycle helmets if helplessness is to be celebrated?
Thanks for this. Panicing internally when feeling a lack of control in an area – I hadn’t thought much of that in that way until now. Mine comes when it’s late and I don’t know if my husband is OK or not. I start to worry, and then have anxiety, and then become physically ill with stomach cramps – all because it’s late and he’s busy on a project and forgot to text me so I woke up having a nightmare that I was looking for him and couldn’t find him. (He’s thousands of miles away right now, in a completely different time zone, and that’s why I’m up at 5 a.m. when I should be sleeping, and couldn’t go to sleep until 2:30 a.m. Sheesh.) This whole long-distance thing is really strengthening my emotional muscles in a weak area. Tonight is reminding me that as much as I have been able to let go, I still have a ways to go. Can’t even imagine what it must be like for spouses of soldiers.
Dale, I hope with time it becomes easier for you. My husband has a similar response to any kind of vitamin, pill, or throat exam. Once when he contracted strep throat the nurse needed to swab his throat. His body responded in a way that shocked and worried them, even though he warned them he has dramatic involuntary response to stuff like throat swabs. They had come rushing out to get me and bring me in there to reassure him because his heart rate had dropped and he was white as a sheet. Something about the swab touching the back of his throat puts him almost into shock.
Mandy, it gets worse with time. The condition has been with me since I was at least seven years old. And it runs up the family tree.
What I have learned is how God meets me in the midst of it. I imagine this is what near death experiences are like… and I trust Aslan lies at my back while my body works to recover. Those are the only hands that give me peace.
I imagine, when Peter was tortured, how this was his only confidence as well. And can be for all of us.
Not sure I understand how suffering is to be celebrated… in this piece I celebrate that Jesus was with me in the encounter. Celebrating this kind of helplessness means to ignore that something is wrong. I mean, why wear motorcycle helmets if helplessness is to be celebrated?
Dale,
thanks for the reply. I totally missed your celebration that Jesus was with you in the encounter. rock on!
You raise an interesting point. I see what you mean–that celebrating our bodies pain could mean to ignore that something is wrong. It could also mean the opposite. Throughout my childhood and adult life, I used to get severely bad sore throats about once a year. They were only never diagnosed as strep throat, but rather as viral infections. Usually they were so painful that I couldn’t swallow my own saliva for a few days. Then they’d clear up as my immune system was gradually able to beat back the infection. One day about 3 years ago, I got one of these severely bad sore throats as in previous years, and having gradually been embracing a new way of looking at the world, I reacted to it differently. I decided to stop judging the pain as bad–but rather as good–my body’s nervous system reacting exactly as designed to tell me something was wrong. Then I decided to question whether something was actually wrong. My throat was actually sore because there was a virus trying to grow in an out of control way, AND my immune system was reacting to that and causing rather a ruckus there in the back of my mouth and throat. I decided to believe that this was perfect–how much did it rock to have an immune system doing it’s job exactly well?
After this little conversation with myself, I felt so amazingly empowered that I found I was able to deal with the sore throat in a whole new way. I went to the doctor and I was so clear about what I wanted that I got to see an Ear Nose Throat Specialist right away, and he was able to explain to me what was happening in a way I’d never understood before, and to suggest further possible steps to take should the sore throat ever reoccur–steps that could and would probably prevent them from recurring ever again.
The crazy thing is, after that incident, for the past three years, I’ve never yet again gotten that previously annual super bad sore throat. I find this slightly strange and totally delicious. It’s almost as if once I stopped judging the pain and the underlying symptoms leading to the pain as “bad”, but instead decided to judge them as “perfect”, or in a sense, to celebrate them, that this enabled my body to have more strength in this area.
So that’s I guess what I mean about celebrating.
However, I don’t want to put that on you at all. I think your own type of celebration–that Jesus is with you in the physical symptoms of your vasovagal response, is totally perfect for you =). Hurrah!